WARNING: IF YOU'RE SQUARE OR A PRUDE DON'T READ THIS.
Ok so urged by a curious little woman i have been encouraged to right this post .. like. now.
curious about masturbation she has been prompting me to explain it all.
Masturbation is one of those topics that nobody really talks about.
who does it too much..
who doesn't do it enough..
and who doesn't do it at all ..
step one masturbation is normal. if anything its a great thing. women don't like talking about because well.. i have no fucking clue.
you'd be amazed at how much someone opens up when you talk about it.
do i masturbate : yes
should you masturbate: yes
if you haven't is that normal : um i say no but i'm no doctor.
recently i went on an excursion to a sex shop , i bought hand cuffs.. kinky - yes i am .
however when i was there i was literally flabbergasted by the amounts of dildos and vibrators ranging from 30$- 230$.
i swear technology has improved. it's amazing what they can do nowadays
i literally saw a vibrator that goes off if you contract the muscles in your vagina.
impressed- absolutely, tempted -even more.
the thing about masturbation is only you know what feels right to you.
everybody is different.
boys are so desperately curious about this part of our lives its almost incredible.
well boys let me tell you something: us girls, we don't all touch ourselves the way you touch us.
not all of us stimulate our clits or "dart" ourselves.
sometimes that's your job.
but for those nights when YOU boys can't get it right we do it ourselves. its the pleasure of gettin down to business.
so listen up.
there are a million ways to please yourself so take a little trip down south and explore if you haven't already.
also vibrators can be a tricky thing so i've conjured up a petit dictionary so you know what you're gettin yourself into , or better yet what's gettin into you * wink*
|Diamond encrusted Vibrator: meant to hit the G-Spot, Note the curve|
One manoeuvre that's not natural for our male friends.
unless you were "born that way" then Good for you !
|Vibrators with bunny ears : bunny ears used to stimulate your clit while stimulating your insides.|
|LELO: the leader in vibrators, isn't it so cute ahah|
|Dildo, no vibration aka kickin it old school|
real life styled dildos freak me out.
not as cute as LELO.
|Take your pick.|