oh jolly motherfuckers.

so christmas is coming up. yes i say christmas . i celebrate christmas.

not too mention shopping for others is so fucking difficult. luckily none of my family reads this.

i am going to get my dad some great new sweaters from H&M. who knew they had such an AMAZING sweater section for men  ! Honestly , love it way too much.

my mom is in desperate need of some makeup organization so maybe a new cosmetic bags. she also needs new jeans so definitely getting her a gift card too somewhere good.

my brother though is a little tougher too shop for. he likes bizarre stuff so i may have too goo on a limb and buy him something quirky and unexpected

grandma wants a wallet. and she also could use some hipper grandma clothes so we'll see what we find for her.

as of right now though thats the idea.

i'm still unsure of what to buy for the friends.
hmm .. you're so tricky.

S.O Fashion

xo

Happy Holidays Motherfuckers.

hmm hi ho

ok so today i've felt like shit. like just a completely good for nothing mood.

it's like someone slapped me with a moody stick. and no i don't have my period. 

but anyways i've been all bitchy-ish, lazy and sluggish and now i have a surge of creativity. 

i got my grades back from Post-secondary and turns out i'm mad good at fashion.

aka all A's.

and then my new next door neighbour, turns out she works for MAC, Estee Lauder, Tom ford and some other bitchin labels. 

and well she brought be a BUNCH of makeup and is going to make another "gift bag with more neutral tones for you"

i love her.

and so now i feel creative. it's cute how that works. 

i wanna do makeup and take pictures and edit and basically make a fashion magazine. 

ye we are aiming high but fuck it.

and since she brought colours it makes me wanna look at glitter and beautifully bright and perky pictures.

aka the pictures found below feature some pretty subjects that perk me up.

gorgeous strappy heels, that should be made of suede.

Louboutins that should be in SATC.

Vacations, tropics.

drugs.

beautiful people in kitten masks

Blackberry, Asian character Keychain, and bold colours.

Mushy Creation of pure goodness

 S.O Fashion

xo

❃

The up and coming pain of my game

            So I am now home for Christmas Break.

Here’s the thing right. 

Because there are no teachers riding my ass I literally have no motivation ahahahah.

All I want to do is sleep, and take long baths and sit in front of my fireplace.

And I still have these really bad headaches from everything and anything. It’s the worlds biggest shame.

I’m convinced that im more sick than everyone thinks.

I thought this was funny because it’s never happened to me but maybe it’s a sign.

Ok so :

I woke up because I was having a bad dream and then I woke up and was dozing in and out until finally my alarm went off.

So I sat up and swung my upper body around and naturally my legs followed but then I stepped out of bed and my legs didn’t work.

Yea work. I know. I fell. Crashed and burned in my “Oh Lala” pajamas . Real cute if I do say so myself.

So naturally I was a little fucking surprised. So I went to get up and tragically once again they did not work. I kind of just sat there for a minute and then finally pulled myself up by my desk. I then successfully extinguished the horror blackberry alarm noise.

Yes it’s crazy.

So now that I have fully explained my crazy feelings of unworthiness to do anything but lie here I'm going to go read a magazine or two , take some fucking notes on what I love.

 And then after that I’m going to shower and then do some yoga and become a Buddha whilst drinking tea and burning inscents. (Sorry dad)

So I’d like to toast to a brilliant night of my plan.

Sweet Dreams little fuckers

S.O Fashion

xo

Newest Articleee

Alright so this is the newest article for the School paper enjoy !

“Ho! Ho! Ho!” - Tis the season to dress up

With the Christmas season approaching we can’t help but get excited. Soon exams will be finishing up and the first semester will be coming to a close. With homes awaiting our arrival we already have an idea of what’s in store. Purchasing gifts for parents and siblings, hanging out with friends who have also been away at school, tobogganing, hot chocolate and my favorite thing about the holidays – the parties. 

            When invited to a party we all seem to have a certain difficulty finding what to wear, is it completely casual? Black tie?

When receiving an invite one of the first things we need to do is to assess what level of fancy is appropriate. Nobody likes to be overdressed or underdressed, but anybody knows when it comes down to it it’s better to be overdressed – shows you put effort into your outfit.

Well with Christmas tis the season to be jolly and tis also the season to push things to the limits.

When dressing for holiday parties try and tweak your outfit so it helps you stand out in a crowd. No we aren’t talking about a Lady Gaga outfit but a simple statement accessory or bright heel could really change your outfit.

I find that the best way to choose what to wear for a holiday party is to look at fabric specifically color and texture. Style and cut is important but these two elements previously listed will really help you spice up your outfit.

When looking for dresses or tops etc. look for gem colors such as Emerald green, Azure, Cobalt blue, Amethyst, dark Amethyst and Topaz. These colours will really help you choose an appropriate colour for the holidays, it’ll also help you stand out in a crowd. Think of these colours as Christmas lights, they’ll brighten the room and make everything feel more festive.

Second most important is texture; texture is important because depending on the texture it shows certain richness within your outfit and having different textures (good ones) will really help add excitement. Fabrics to consider for the holidays are: Velvet , Lace, Feathers, Sequins, Chiffon, Brocade and Silk. You want to be looking at fabrics that normally you might feel to dressed up to wear to class.

When I was shopping at Joe Fresh I saw great a V-neck velvet top for “cheap cheap”. The tops were in a rich burgundy and black – a classic. If you were to pair a top such as this one with a slinky pencil skirt, gold heels and decorated yourself with great gem colored accessories you would surely be noticed. Why you ask ? because you look festive, you look appropriate for an assortment of events and because an outfit such as that one flatters a range of body types. Keep things simple and go from there, don’t overwhelm yourself and try pushing yourself past your comfort level you may be impressed with the  results.

S.O Fashion

xo